cooldudebro:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

i wish id never signed up to this website

classyraptor:

Say hello to your creator 

classyraptor:

Say hello to your creator 

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay


peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


placiddream:

These two are too cute


magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

image

Gentle persuasion

bevrage:

condom:

omg my cousin from New York knows that guy that sings the “rude” song and they’re friends on Facebook and he had a thing for her but she wasn’t into it LMAO

didn’t she know he was human too?